The funniest Christmas quotes, memes, movies and songs are shared in this article. From Scrooged to “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” this post has you covered.
Funny Christmas Quotes And Memes
- Anyone who waited until the last minute to start their Christmas shopping can relate to the following quote:
2. Think twice before you pick a parking spot during the holidays:
3. When you spent way too much money this holiday season:

4. When you add the finishing touches to your Christmas cookies:

5. When your mom surprises you with the gift you thought you wouldn’t get:

6. When spell check stops working:

7. When you’re making Santa proud:

8. You know you’re getting old when you can relate to the Grinch:

9. It’s the small things that count:

10. When you’ve been waiting impatiently to play your Christmas songs:

11. When President Trump tried to steal Christmas:

12. When your cat doesn’t have the Christmas spirit:

13. When your cat is the Grinch who is trying to steal Christmas:

14. Ginger bread cookies gone wild:
15. RIP Bob Marley:
16. When your child’s Christmas list never ends:
17. When you wish you could be a kid again:
18. What Christmas cookies?

19. I would never speak to you again:
20. Christmas trees gone wild:
21. When you’re trying to put the Christ back in Christmas:

22. When your cat ruins the ornaments:
23. When you pick a fight with the Virgin Mary:
Funny Christmas Movies
Check out the top 10 funny Christmas movies:
- A Christmas Story, 1983
- Scrooged, 1988
- Home Alone, 1990
- Jingle All The Way, 1996
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, 1989
- Love Actually, 2003
- Elf, 2003
- The Santa Clause, 1994
- Bad Santa, 2003
- Trading Places, 1983
Funny Christmas Songs
Here’s the top 10 funny Christmas songs. Check out the YouTube playlist below to listen to each song listed:
- “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” – The Three Stooges
- “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” – Thurl Ravenscroft
- “Blue Christmas” – Seymour Swine & The Squealers
- “Nuttin’ For Christmas” – Stan Freberg
- “The Night Santa Went Crazy” – Weird Al Yankovic
- “The Chanukah Song” – Adam Sandler
- “Twelve Days Of Christmas” – Bob & Doug McKenzie
- “Silver Bells” – Steve Martin & Paul Simon
- “A Christmas Carol” – Tom Lehrer
- “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” – Elmo & Patsy
Which Christmas quote, meme, movie or song do you think is the funniest? Share your thoughts in the comment section below.