Barnaby Joyce Johnny Depp

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Jason John
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Porsha used her grandmother’s mut to get her job back on Empire whereas Johnny Depp’s muts almost landed his wife in jail.

The following video from Barnaby Joyce’s Facebook page shows Johnny Depp’s apology for bringing dogs to Australia.  In the video, the couple describes the importance of biosecurity in Australia.  The couple describes Australia as unique and explains that it must be protected from pests.

The Daily Mail describes the apology as awkward and analyzes whether it’s their least convincing performance to date. 
The Guardian reports that Depp’s wife, Amber Heard, was given a one-month good behavior bond with no conviction.  Heard was prosecuted for bringing the couple’s dogs into Australia illegally.
Barnaby Joyce Johnny Depp
Barnaby Joyce Johnny Depp

Heard brought the couple’s two dogs, Boo and Pistol, to Australia via private jet on April 21, 2015.  Heard pleaded guilty to falsifying quarantine documents.  Two illegal importation of an animal charges were dropped prior to the trial.

Johnny Depp should have hired Porsha to represent him in the case.  We are certain that she would have loved to give Barnaby Joyce a piece of her mind.
Barnaby Joyce Johnny Depp
Barnaby Joyce Johnny Depp

We are glad the DogGate scandal is finally done, enabling Johnny Depp and Amber Heard to move on with their lives.